The pizza arrived, but there was no money - this is how I agreed with the courier
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Today was one of those days when the fridge is empty and there is no money in the wallet. I really wanted pizza, so I decided to order it, hoping that I would somehow get by. When the courier arrived, I opened the door, took the box — and admitted that I couldn't pay now. He immediately wanted to take the pizza back, but I offered him another way to pay… And you know what? He agreed. Sometimes it's these unexpected decisions that make the day really hot.
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I'm so hungry.
I could probably eat a boar right now.
But what do I do, and what do I order if I don't have the money?
All right, I'm gonna see if I can order some pizza, and I'll actually see what I can do.
Hello.
Pizza delivery.
How much do I owe you?
40 zlotys.
The story is, I don't have any money right now.
But I'm really hungry.
You mean I don't have any money?
Then why did you order?
Well, maybe there's another way.
What other way?
I need the money, give me the money.
What if I don't have the money?
Then I'll take the pizza and go.
Come on, come on.
Let's take it slow.
Maybe someone else.
I'll do it. Let's say.
What do you mean, different?
Let me get the pizza.
I'm hungry.
You mean you don't have any money, you order?
What do you mean?
I'm picking up pizza.
Please.
Is that what you do?
Have you ever wanted a blow job?
Have you come to some unknown address?
And you just got a blowjob.
What do you mean?
I mean, literally.
What are you offering me now?
Well, I'll give you a great blow job.
Let's say.
Let's say.
Well, look at that now.
If you like it, I'll suck your dick.
That's a good thing to say. - You can touch it.
Of course.
Sure.
My own.
So, welcome the guests.
Yeah, well, generally. What if there's no money already, what?
Yeah.
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