The Ranchers

Gregory Sloan, KGHF.

The Anchorman.

So here we are gentlemen, entrusted to determine the purported obscenity of a gay porn tape.

It's a full-fledged movie.

It's amazing that in this day and age, something like this could cause such a ruckus in a city like--

You saw the clips introduced into evidence.

It's pretty fucking dirty.

Very dirty.

So dirty, we've got to be sequestered until we come up with a verdict.

I agree it's filth, but everybody deserves a fair hearing.

Even these people.

We'll keep at it as long as we can today, and then courtesy of the city,

we're going to be put up two to a suite at the St. George Hotel.

For free.

That's what they call them.

Workout over?

Gotta keep at it. Turn it in?

Not yet.

What are you drinking?

Water.

Notice how that guy's eyes follow you around the room?

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