The "sperm lie" - mud-shoving on Shrove Monday
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Many of you have probably noticed on social media that I was out partying at Carnival? When I got back from the party on Shrove Monday with my guy, he of course immediately wanted to know what was going on in the pub where we were partying. Because HE had wanted me to wear an ULTRA short miniskirt and wanted to know how it worked
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Oh, get down, get down, get down
Böhmmann
Allah, from the air
Dude, was that a cool Mardi Gras party?
Böhmmann - My God, yo.
Now
Sounding off the beat
Holy, this is
I mean, your short skirt, let's put it down
That was a tough one today.
Böhmmann - Yeah, how to
Ho, ho, ho
Don't show me
Yes
But the foreigners, that's the whole thing, right?
Very, very horny.
I guess we had some boners today, huh?
Yes
Hurry up! - You too.
Mega Bumblebee Tonight
Yeah, it was a cool party, too.
I mean, it worked for you, too.
True
Oh, yeah
I think I can feel myself through my boots here
Hello.
Oh, my God.
Dude, you're on.
Oh, God.
Horny with your short skirt
That's how you want to know it's Mardi Gras
Sexy jackets women
Oh, yeah
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yes
Now I can tell you
I already made out with a guy in the bathroom.
And blow his cock right off
Cool, cool
Hmm.
Why is that funny?
While we're at it
By the way, the little blonde blew me in too.
Like the one you were making out with?
Seriously?
Come on, how I was horny
Yes
Okay, so for me, it wasn't just a blow job either.
The guy fucked me too.
No, in the bathroom?
Was the dirt so dirty
So?
Even injected into the cunt
Do you still have sperm in you?
I'll take a closer look.
Sperm cunt! - Okay.
You don't blame me?
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