THE STAG & HEN VIDEO NIGHT (UK 1981) pt 2 striptease drag

"Hot damn Beatrice got her knockers up!"

Knockers up, everybody!

We are

Thank you, old blue ointment, to the crab's disappointment.

That's the only way!

It'll kill us, them's a bitches.

Hey, he's so not!

Oh!

Can the roost egg, the man, thy calf, I'll gladly chackle at!

Well, goodness gracious me!

See the tree, how big it's grown,

but, friend, it hasn't been too long.

It wasn't big.

I laughed at her, and she got mad.

The first day that she planted it,

was just a twig.

If you go down in the woods today,

you're sure of a big surprise.

Gruesome, innit?

It's the biggest ass-pedestrian in the world!

I beg your pardon.

I never promised you a road.

You're just too good to be true

Can't take my eyes off you

♪ At least I am ♪

♪ I love you ♪

♪ Let's do the Pusha-Cat ♪

We can refill it.

You can get it if you really want

You can get it if you really want

You can get it if you really want

♪ Try and try ♪

♪ You'll succeed at last ♪

Hey, Willie!

I'd like to introduce you to Honey Bomb Star.

Mummy!

Breakfast including sugar puffs.

I'm tasting of honey.

Honey, they taste of honey.

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