Thick Flesh Beneath the Jeans

Every time someone meaningful comes along, I get scared and back off.

Well, I wouldn't be too hard on yourself.

Sooner or later, the right person will come along.

Glad you're so optimistic.

You might be better off by yourself right now anyways, at least until it feels right.

I met this waiter at the straight restaurant last night.

He kept looking at me, but nothing happened.

And I know he needs it too.

Don't make the first move.

You know, the whole world doesn't get handed to you on a silver platter all the time.

Well, that's what you think.

The world gets handed to me on a silver platter all the time, huh?

Sometimes you act like it.

Interesting you're so perceptive and know how to relate to everyone.

Get a grip. You ain't gotta be sarcastic. I'm only trying to help.

You know, why don't you leave me alone? I need some space.

There's the door.

You know, actually, after all the years we've known each other,

maybe we should connect and maybe we're good friends.

Are you crazy? I don't think so.

Well, I mean, nothing personal.

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