This Is My First Time With A Weirdo - Liv Revamped

Yeah, um, it's kind of distracting.

Oh.

You know what, let's talk about it.

I'll explain everything. Come on inside.

Have a seat.

Thank you.

So, working out naked is like the best workout you can ever do.

I get a full body workout when I work out naked.

I get the best results.

A few months ago, I used to be 300 pounds with like a two inch dick.

Now, 150 pounds with a 7.5 dick.

Come on!

Confidence through the roof!

Yeah, I, uh, yeah I see that.

Do you know what it is for a guy to finally see his dick?

That's amazing!

You know what, you should work out with me sometime.

Naked?

Yeah, or you know, maybe if you want, like maybe we could have sex or something.

I could be down with that.

Okay, just to be clear, I want to make sure,

do you want to have sex or do you want to work out?

Having sex, of course, you pervert.

Oh my god.

I also want to make something clear.

Go on.

This is my first time having sex with a degenerate.

Oh, thank God. I thought you were going to say something worse.

That's fine. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes.

Wow. Oh, thank God. Open that beautiful mouth.

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