Two and A Half Men s04 e10 (time 8 30)
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So you understand the situation?
I think so. Now that we're not married anymore, you want to sell my condo?
No, no. It's our condo. I got it for us.
Not the smartest thing I ever did, but my real estate advisor was my penis.
Is that what they mean when they say the market's gone soft?
I don't think so.
My point is, I can't afford to carry the mortgage on this place, but if we sell it, then we can split the profit.
Or I could buy you out.
Do you have money?
I will after we sell.
I may well have to declare bankruptcy.
Wow. That sounds really serious.
It is deadly serious.
Well, in that case...
Wanna have sex?
Yeah.
I'm horny, you're stressed. Seems like we both benefit.
Well, I am really stressed.
No, that's not gonna solve anything.
Okay. Well, I'm gonna go take a shower. Let me know if you change your mind.
I changed my mind.
It's my sweet angel come to take me to heaven.
Don't touch me.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
Well, I didn't wake up in my own *****, so yeah, kinda.
You are such a *****.
Many people find that to be an endearing quality.
I'm not one of them.
It would appear not.
We had fun last night though, right?
Oh, terrific.
What woman doesn't enjoy pleasing a man who falls ****** while he's in the middle of reciprocating?
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