University of Problems 201 - the Definition of Jerk by Redlady2k

Hey, what's going on with you today?

Everything's fine, it's just I'm okay, really, not a big deal.

Oh, doesn't look like that to me.

Oh, come on, let me help you with that.

What? Is it something personal?

No.

I mean, just let me know if I should mind my own business.

Here.

Thanks. It's about my massage room.

I see. Do you want to talk about that?

Let's talk inside.

So what's up with your massage room?

I got called into the facilities management department today.

They were talking about these new policies for student use of campus spaces that they ruled out last week.

Same people I had to go through to get that room last year, remember I told you about that?

Yeah.

So now they're saying I've got to meet these new terms and conditions if I want to keep the room.

And they're only giving me a week to sort it all out.

Which means I don't get everything done. If I don't get that done by Friday, I have to clear out by Monday.

Whoa, whoa, hold up. What kind of new terms are we talking about?

Got the details on my phone.

Let's check it out.

Where's the message? Oh, here it is.

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