Valentine's Day for Lonely Virgin Rejects

But deep in your subby little heart

Deep down, you know the truth

You are my addict and you can't escape

Why? Because every addiction has a lead in something

Trauma, anxiety, or a million other things

But your addiction to me is special

Special is rude, is inexorable

An innate part of you can never, ever, ever be removed

You always come crawling back

Always come crawling back

Begging for another dose

And I am so sweet that I'll give in to you

You just have to keep begging

And begging, and begging

And begging, and begging

Just keep stroking

You are cold for me

Keep stroking, and stroking

I am all that you ever need

I am your goddess

I am the center of your world

And your whole life revolves around

Your addiction to me

Hey virgin, do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?

Of course you don't

You never have plans on Valentine's Day

You spend it all alone, by yourself

Jerking to your lonely mess

Knowing that you will never have a girlfriend

Aw, what a joke

Poor virgin

You're not asking for much, huh?

You only hope that maybe one day

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