Vault Classics 109

Sorry.

Cheese.

Hey, the poster.

That's Robert Turnbull.

Yeah.

Robert! Robert!

Darling, I want you to talk to me while I shave.

I know, but I don't want to. It bores me to talk when you're shaving.

If I talk to you, how will you give me an answer?

If you're re-elected president, will I...

will I have to wear underwear?

What does my becoming president have to do with your underwear?

Well, it will influence how I dress on the outside.

Hmph. You will be with me, with or without your underwear.

It will be a serious night.

Yes, it will be that.

Yeah, Mom.

Are you coming to our party tonight?

No, Mom, I can't come.

Oh, my girlfriends will be so upset.

I'm sure.

Upset my ass.

Martine, you're making me mad.

Oh, fuck off.

Shut up.

A lady doesn't talk like that.

As long as I can't pay for my coffee, I'm not a lady.

Remember, I might as well take advantage of it.

You only wanted to get me into bed.

Shoot.

Martine.

Mm-hmm.

Get up.

Oh, hi. Does it bother you? I'm hungry. Want some noodles? Okay.

Dinner is served.

Dinner is served.

Oh, I do hope you're all starving. Marie has outdone herself tonight.

Who is that?

He has the girl with the big ass and she has giant tits that will fall down when she gets older.

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