What's Busting Your Balls?

It feels, it's some kind of paddle. It's a paddle.

No.

Oh, it's um, I don't know what it is.

Really?

What is it?

One more hit.

Oh, it's soft. It's a, um, it's a baseball.

No. Wow, you're going to lose at this.

Sorry.

One more hit.

Oh, it's a water bottle.

How did you not get that?

I fucked up.

Oh, yeah, listen, it's a trick.

Yeah, maybe I should plug your ear.

No.

Alright, next toy. We have a whole fucking table.

Oh, oh, oh,... oh,that's a paddle. It's a paddle.

Uh, what type of paddle?

Black paddle?

No.

I can't guess the color. Is it not a paddle?

It's not even a paddle.

Oh, it's, oh shit, um, it's, ah, fuck.

I think you need another.

It's a banana. It's a banana.

There we go.

Oh, fuck.

See, nice and squishy.

Yeah.

Oh.

Alright.

Nice shape.

Next toy.

Are you glad that I dragged you out into the middle of nowhere to play this game?

Is that your hand?

Yeah, and also--

Oh, fuck.

That's the toy.

That's hard, that's hard.

That's, um, ah.

Ah, it's, it's, it's, oh, oh.