Wild Bill, Mz, Landlord

I'm going to walk you through the room. I'm going to show you different parts of the room.

I'm going to show you what each area is used for. Okay?

Come this way, please.

Okay, now this is what we call the getting ready meditation area here.

Like I said, once again, this is your basic one room efficiency with an extra bedroom

for your activities when you have your company here.

It comes equipped with a lamp that doesn't have a bulb,

so when you bring your lady friend or your man in, you're going to act like you're going to give them some light,

but you really don't want them to see what you're doing to them, okay?

It comes equipped with tea bags, but we don't have a teapot, and it has the remote control,

which eventually in the next couple of years, we'll have a television in here with a VCR, okay?

And we have a cell phone, which the charger to the battery was lost, so it's not working properly right now.

And we have the oil for the massage.

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