You don't get freedom, you earn it - World's Worst Uncle
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Bratty teen niece is sent to cop uncle's place. So that, he can teach her a lesson. But the lessons that she learns are different from what she was expecting. - Marcus London, Lana Sharpova
Published by ExtremelyTaboo
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You're my son.
You call me dad, got it?
Yes, daddy.
Oh, look at you.
Wait, shut the door.
You know, you're not what I expected you to be.
Is that right?
I thought you'd be, like, all strict and shit like my parents, and you're actually kind of what I made of me.
Oh, well, we're just a couple of two-quarter school motherfuckers, ain't we? Hmm?
Yeah, something like that, I guess.
But I'll tell you what I do care about.
People that pay their way.
If you know what I mean.
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
Look, I've been a cop a very long time.
If I've learnt one thing, I know people don't do things out of the goodness of their heart.
They either do it because they have no choice, or they're getting something out of the deal.
What are you talking about?
Well, come on, you think this fucking shit comes free? This kind of freedom?
Come on.
Let me tell you what's gonna happen.
You're gonna have to pay me.
And when I say pay me, I mean do whatever I want, whenever I want.
Phil, what the fuck?
I'm getting this impression you actually don't mind doing this.
I was expecting a bit more of a fight.
I'm a bit disappointed, really.
I'm just trying to get through this, I can...
Get through this? What is this, some kind of trial?
I didn't say you could stop sucking, did I?
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