You'd probably cum in your pants just from looking at us!

Me neither, I'm cute boys.

I know.

You bet there'll be tons of them.

And cute girls.

It's your brother again.

What the fuck are you doing in here?

Probably perbing on us like he always does.

That's so gross, on his stepsister.

I know.

Is this what you wanted to do, come stare at us?

You better stop being so sexual or I will tell your mom.

My God, I give a shit, mom's gone at work anyways.

But I thought we were supposed to do the pot of gold hunt.

What the hell is that anyways?

It's like this thing where our mom should hide candy around the house for

St. Patty's Day.

I know it sounds lame, but I like getting stuff and

my brother still loves it cuz he's such a dork.

Okay, well, honestly, that sounds pretty cool.

Well, in that case, my mom sent me a text earlier and

she said that she won't be home till later, so we should start the hunt.

Great, let's do it.

Cool.

That gives you a chance to hang out with us, I guess.

Mm-hm.

Since she won't be home till later,

we might as well get comfortable.

What are you doing?

What?

We're going to a lingerie party tonight.

Pretty hot, huh?

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