Your disgusting little dick is totally useless SPH
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Look at how pathetic you are! Haha oh my god your dick is so small and so useless I can't even believe it. What do you do with such a small dick? Do you jerk off with just a couple of fingers?
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You're a normal sized human being, right?
Like, that's legit. Like, that's just a really big clit, I think.
Is that even a penis? Does that, like, qualify?
Doctors should have made you a chick, really.
Like, when you were born, they were probably just like, "Wow.
We're just gonna be really mean and just fuck this guy's life up and call him a guy because his dick is this fucking big."
Oh my gosh, that is such... It's the smallest thing I have ever seen.
I've seen a fucking spider, a fucking ant bigger than that.
What is that? Oh my gosh!
Wow, I have not seen such a small penis in all my life.
It looks like a birth defect than a penis.
Oh my god.
You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen,
and it's kind of like really freaking me out.
Again, it's just this big.
Like smaller than my little fucking finger.
Like we're not even talking about--
like I have more girth in my thumb.
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